President SlipperyWhenSex will undergo his semi-annual rhinoplasty surgery on Tuesday, August 18th.
Following protocol for any President who undergoes major surgery, [vp] Whiteboy took the oath of office as of 3:15am EST and will serve as the president for the day.
President Slip will debut his newest nose when the swelling goes down.
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