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President Slip appoints Meffany as Press Secretary

President SlipperyWhenSex is starting to form his new cabinet for his second term as President of our online community, and his first new pick is bound to be a controversial one.  That’s because President Slip has tapped famous person Meffany G. Swirlsman as his new Press Secretary.  

Meffany is, of course, the host of The Meffany Show.  Meffany is also a two-time host of the Zoomie Awards, the 2019 Zoomie winner for Best Drama and a recording artists with one not-so-hit single, Meffany’s Vibe [which can be purchased wherever music sold.]. 

After seeing The Meffany Show’s team coverage of the recent election “Erection 2020,” President Slip decided there is no one better to handle his media than the media themselves. 

When asked if it might be a conflict of interest to be the President’s spokesperson while continuing to host The Meffany Show, Meffany said “do you think we give a fuck?”  

Meffany will begin her new gig immediately.  She still plans to perform live-ish at the 2020 Zoomie Awards and will continue to host The Meffany Show at Meffany.com.  

Introducing VP Cares

To help make sure that someone in the SlipperyWhenSex administration is available to hear your concerns, Vice President Whiteboy is introducing a new initiative that will give members of our community an avenue to seek assistance from and provide feedback to the administration.  

The initiative, called VP Cares, will provide a space at swirlonthru.com soliciting feedback from members of the community.  This will be a first for both this administration and swirlonthru.com.  In addition to the new feedback forum, VP Whiteboy will also start the VP Cares blog where he will address some popular areas of concern as well as distribute information to the community.  It is expected to launch in early April-ish.

The VP says he’ll work closely with Chief of Staff Markie Mark and Public Advocate MeffBBBro to ensure the people’s voices are heard.  

Announcing the new Vice President

Hello again community members;

Just a few moments ago, I officially accepted the letter of resignation submitted to me by Eddie OmegA.  Eddie has plans for the future, and none of us have seen the last of him.  So don’t go getting all emotional.  Emotions are bad! 

I am writing to officially announce the new Vice President.  Additionally, I am using this time to restructure my administration and add some key positions to my cabinet. 

First, Markie Mark will now be my Chief of Staff across the board for all my endeavors including swirlonthru.com and Slippery When Sex Presidential Productions where he leads the212.  Markie has proven that if anyone can get it done, it’s him.  His leadership and knowledge of how things work in this online community are unparalleled and will be put to full use in this new expanded role. 

Deep3 will remain in his position of HBIC of Product at swirlonthru.com, and MeffBBBro (aka BBB) will also maintain a top spot in my Administration.  He will be taking on the new title of Public Advocate where he will be tasked with making sure the community’s voice is heard and represented in all my administration does and as swirlonthru.com develops into an all inclusive platform to meet the needs of our community as a whole.

As Markie and I began vetting candidates to become the third Vice President in my administration, one name quickly checked off all the boxes. The VP should be someone who not only supports my agenda and shares my philosophy, but someone who brings in a fresh perspective and new ideas.  He should be someone who is inclusive and welcoming not divisive and off-putting.  Since he is all this and more, it is my honor and pleasure to introduce Whiteboy as our community’s new Vice President.   Many of you might know Whiteboy as a host from the212 or as a HeadHo in Hideaway/ Swirlaway.  Whiteboy was awarded the 2019 Zoomie Award for Best Supporting Host and he was also a producer of the 2019 Zoomie Awards. 

This new administration is ready to hit the ground running as we make Zoomish great again!

Sincerely-

SlipperyWhenSex 
President of the United Swirl [PoTUS]

Why was I removed from the meeting?

As your serving President and the owner of SlipperyWhenSex Presidential Productions (which brings you such meetings as the212, 212zoom, Storage Room, the 4H0e7, 212TighT and more), I am consistently asked one question.  That is: “Why was I removed from the meeting?”

Clearly, I rarely know or give a fuck.

However, if you are removed from a meeting that I own, happen to be hosting or am guest hosting… these are pretty much the only reasons I might put forth enough energy to give you the boot:

  1. It was a full meeting… and I love ending full meetings for no reason with no warning. It normally reopens instantly but it gets some people all worked up.  super fun!
  2. You’re hot…. and I was trying to pin you and hit the wrong thing. I suck at hosting these meetings.
  3. You were eating on cam. No one is a pretty eater… not sorry at all!
  4. You’re bubo… Because everyone should boot bubo.  I let him stay most of the time.  I do make Barbie deal with him tho.  It’s entertaining.  It’s likewatching a bird fly into a fan.  She just chops him up and feathers go flying everywhere!
  5.  You’re my current or ex boyfriend, and I was fucking someone I didn’t want you to know about.

SO NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU ASK ME WHY YOU GOT BOOTED from one of the meetings I own or one that I’m hosting, review that list and if none of those apply then I didn’t remove you and I don’t care who did it or why they did it either.  NOT MY PROBLEM!