President Slip

President Slip appoints Meffany as Press Secretary

President SlipperyWhenSex is starting to form his new cabinet for his second term as President of our online community, and his first new pick is bound to be a controversial one.  That’s because President Slip has tapped famous person Meffany G. Swirlsman as his new Press Secretary.  

Meffany is, of course, the host of The Meffany Show.  Meffany is also a two-time host of the Zoomie Awards, the 2019 Zoomie winner for Best Drama and a recording artists with one not-so-hit single, Meffany’s Vibe [which can be purchased wherever music sold.]. 

After seeing The Meffany Show’s team coverage of the recent election “Erection 2020,” President Slip decided there is no one better to handle his media than the media themselves. 

When asked if it might be a conflict of interest to be the President’s spokesperson while continuing to host The Meffany Show, Meffany said “do you think we give a fuck?”  

Meffany will begin her new gig immediately.  She still plans to perform live-ish at the 2020 Zoomie Awards and will continue to host The Meffany Show at  

Whiteboy becomes President

President SlipperyWhenSex will undergo his semi-annual rhinoplasty surgery on Tuesday, August 18th. 

Following protocol for any President who undergoes major surgery, [vp] Whiteboy took the oath of office as of 3:15am EST and will serve as the president for the day.

President Slip will debut his newest nose when the swelling goes down.


When it comes to promises form my administration, we haven’t made many. Will we create a video meetings platform for us, by us that will prevent shutdowns? I said we would try. Would I be a President for the people? I might… not sure. As our community’s first President will I set a precedent that will guide generations to come? God, let’s hope not. But one pledge I made to you (back when we were all using Zoom when you elected me 3-ish years ago,) was that I would never lose focus of the one initiative I’ve put my name behind…. #prettylivesmatter.

What does that mean? What I just said! #prettylivesmatter And they do.

Can you imagine a world without pretty people. Neither can I!

When you go to the polls this year, I want one thing to remain a in your mind as you choose me as your next leader again. #prettylivesmatter. Need I say more? I didn’t think so.

I’m President SlipperyWhenSex, and I approve this message!


President SlipperyWhenSex and his newly appointed Vice President, Whiteboy, unveiled their new campaign slogan and logo on Super Tuesday.  The new logo [shown here] has the words “Yasssss We Cam” printed across a red, white and blue ribbon spoofing Barack Obama’s “Yes we can” slogan. 

In his first campaign, PresidentSlip spoofed Donald Trump’s campaign slogan as he pledged to “Make Zoom Great-ish Again”.  It was tweaked to become “Make Zoom-ish Great Again” when the online community moved from Zoom to the Ring Central platform.

President Slip’s campaign slogan isn’t the only thing that changed three times since taking office.  So has his runningmate/ Vice President.  He campaigned and took office with Aeson who was replaced by Eddie Omega who was replaced with Whiteboy after her resigned earlier this month.

VP Whiteboy had this to say about the election: “Oh… There’s campaigning too? Fun!” 

President Slip, the community’s first sitting President, boasts that he won the presidency with “the biggest landslide in Zoom election history” and says he plans to do the same with his first campaign on Ring Central.  “We’re gonna win, and we’re gonna win big,” said President Slip. 

The President and Vice President will be unveiling their new campaign website soonish at 

PresidentSlip announces ‘staffing shake up’ at SWSPP


PresidentSlip posted the following statement via the Flock team on Thursday regarding the staffing changes at the meetings run by SlippperyWhenSex Presidential Productions.

I’ll just confirm the “rumors” as true. I did a staffing shuffle yesterday that involved pretty much all of the SlipperyWhenSex Presidential Productions and the following changes went into effect immediately: DJ Tilted was transferred from planBBB to Swirlaway as head host, G XO has been promoted from Supervising Host to Head Host in Swirlaway, Inspector Hung has been transferred from the212 to Swirlaway as Head Host and Cloud Storage has been transferred from Swirlaway and will become a 212HeadHo. In addition to those changes, these former Swirlaway SuperHos have been transferred as follows sac to 4h0e7, alek azam to planBBB and Throbbin Griswirl will also be transferring to planBBB. There ya have it… “its official.”

President SlipperyWhenSex

We Care About Your Privates


To the valued membership of, has blown up!  You may not know this, but we have nearly 8,000 users and that number grows daily!  For that reason, I want to remind you of something important to all of us here at

As we grow bigger and bigger, I, personally, wanted to reassure you on one of our biggest commitments here at  It is something that we take very seriously, and it was one of the biggest reasons we saw the need for a website ‘for us by us.’  

Everyone here at cares about your privates.  When you expose your privates here at, we are not going to pass those along to anyone else.  That means we won’t sell them to other companies, and we won’t share them with our business partners.  They’re your privates and we’re thankful you believe in us enough to share them with us.  For that reason your privates are safe with us! 

Enjoy the swirl!



President of the United Swirl (POTUS)

[Editorial note: The president was asked to address the subject of privacy in this statement.  Here at, we stay true to our privacy statement which reads:  “We do not share any personal information about our customers with any third parties unless required to do so by law.”  We care about your privacy here at, and clearly the president cares about much more.  If it helps and seems less creepy, go back and re-read the president’s statement and substitute privacy where he said privates.]