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This is how you get around a 1132 error message on Zoom

If you’re feeling left out because you got the ole 1132 on Zoom, don’t worry! You might be banned now, but my administration is determined to help you get back on Zoom.

Apollo Hoe, my Secretary of Defense, has put together a website that will help you work around that nasty 1132 error code no matter whether you are on a PC or a Mac.

Now, if nothing else, I give credit where credit is due. That’s why I pat myself on the back for appointing someone smart enough to gather this information and explain it in easy to follow steps that will help get you back up and running in no time. But you don’t have to thank me. It’s what I do. Someone once told me that a good President surrounds himself by the right people. I think I have done a magnificent job at that, but again no thank you is needed.

So as you’re logging back into Zoom for the first time, you can feel free to think to yourself (or type it outline in the chat… whatever you’re feeling) President Slip did this. He was smart enough to appoint Apollo Hoe to his cabinet, and thanks to him Apollo got me back on Zoom.

You can access Apollo’s website at 1132.info. If you have any problems, you can write him at admin@1132.info. If you want to talk about how great it is or about how great I am for appointing Apollo, just leave a comment below and/ or shout it from the mountain tops. Either will suffice.

Introducing VP Cares

To help make sure that someone in the SlipperyWhenSex administration is available to hear your concerns, Vice President Whiteboy is introducing a new initiative that will give members of our community an avenue to seek assistance from and provide feedback to the administration.  

The initiative, called VP Cares, will provide a space at swirlonthru.com soliciting feedback from members of the community.  This will be a first for both this administration and swirlonthru.com.  In addition to the new feedback forum, VP Whiteboy will also start the VP Cares blog where he will address some popular areas of concern as well as distribute information to the community.  It is expected to launch in early April-ish.

The VP says he’ll work closely with Chief of Staff Markie Mark and Public Advocate MeffBBBro to ensure the people’s voices are heard.  

Announcing the new Vice President

Hello again community members;

Just a few moments ago, I officially accepted the letter of resignation submitted to me by Eddie OmegA.  Eddie has plans for the future, and none of us have seen the last of him.  So don’t go getting all emotional.  Emotions are bad! 

I am writing to officially announce the new Vice President.  Additionally, I am using this time to restructure my administration and add some key positions to my cabinet. 

First, Markie Mark will now be my Chief of Staff across the board for all my endeavors including swirlonthru.com and Slippery When Sex Presidential Productions where he leads the212.  Markie has proven that if anyone can get it done, it’s him.  His leadership and knowledge of how things work in this online community are unparalleled and will be put to full use in this new expanded role. 

Deep3 will remain in his position of HBIC of Product at swirlonthru.com, and MeffBBBro (aka BBB) will also maintain a top spot in my Administration.  He will be taking on the new title of Public Advocate where he will be tasked with making sure the community’s voice is heard and represented in all my administration does and as swirlonthru.com develops into an all inclusive platform to meet the needs of our community as a whole.

As Markie and I began vetting candidates to become the third Vice President in my administration, one name quickly checked off all the boxes. The VP should be someone who not only supports my agenda and shares my philosophy, but someone who brings in a fresh perspective and new ideas.  He should be someone who is inclusive and welcoming not divisive and off-putting.  Since he is all this and more, it is my honor and pleasure to introduce Whiteboy as our community’s new Vice President.   Many of you might know Whiteboy as a host from the212 or as a HeadHo in Hideaway/ Swirlaway.  Whiteboy was awarded the 2019 Zoomie Award for Best Supporting Host and he was also a producer of the 2019 Zoomie Awards. 

This new administration is ready to hit the ground running as we make Zoomish great again!

Sincerely-

SlipperyWhenSex 
President of the United Swirl [PoTUS]

Welcome to swirl2.0

Welcome to the all new SWIRLonTHRU.com. It has been almost a year since we introduced the social network here, so we thought it was time for a new look. There’s nothing wrong with getting a little work done!

As you get started, you will notice some immediate changes, so here’s a few tips to help you get started.

If you are already a member and have a login for swirlonthru.com, you do not have to sign up again. Just use your current login information or request a password if you don’t remember. For those of you who have been waiting to sign up, you may now register  

Profile pictures are now required.

Any picture will do. If you don’t feel comfortable showing your face, show your ass, your cock, your pet rock, your favorite fruit… as long was it differenciates you from everyone else. You will not be allowed to navigate the rest of the site until this is done.

All members must complete their profile.

We are here to network in sooner fashion, and that is impossible if we don’t know anything about each other. Your site access will be limited until your profile is 100% completed, so why not do it now?!

You must now be logged in to use the chat directory, read the blogs and watch the Meffany Show. It IS FREE to sign up, so go for it.

There are lots of new features on the site, so browse through and play with all the new toys

We hope you enjoy swirl 2.0! Now Swirl on thru!

Best-

SlipperyWhenSex
President of the Unified Swirl [POTUS]

Why was I removed from the meeting?

As your serving President and the owner of SlipperyWhenSex Presidential Productions (which brings you such meetings as the212, 212zoom, Storage Room, the 4H0e7, 212TighT and more), I am consistently asked one question.  That is: “Why was I removed from the meeting?”

Clearly, I rarely know or give a fuck.

However, if you are removed from a meeting that I own, happen to be hosting or am guest hosting… these are pretty much the only reasons I might put forth enough energy to give you the boot:

  1. It was a full meeting… and I love ending full meetings for no reason with no warning. It normally reopens instantly but it gets some people all worked up.  super fun!
  2. You’re hot…. and I was trying to pin you and hit the wrong thing. I suck at hosting these meetings.
  3. You were eating on cam. No one is a pretty eater… not sorry at all!
  4. You’re bubo… Because everyone should boot bubo.  I let him stay most of the time.  I do make Barbie deal with him tho.  It’s entertaining.  It’s likewatching a bird fly into a fan.  She just chops him up and feathers go flying everywhere!
  5.  You’re my current or ex boyfriend, and I was fucking someone I didn’t want you to know about.

SO NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU ASK ME WHY YOU GOT BOOTED from one of the meetings I own or one that I’m hosting, review that list and if none of those apply then I didn’t remove you and I don’t care who did it or why they did it either.  NOT MY PROBLEM!

Whiteboy becomes President

President SlipperyWhenSex will undergo his semi-annual rhinoplasty surgery on Tuesday, August 18th. 

Following protocol for any President who undergoes major surgery, [vp] Whiteboy took the oath of office as of 3:15am EST and will serve as the president for the day.

President Slip will debut his newest nose when the swelling goes down.

President Slip’s Covid 19 Response: Guidelines to Trick Screening

President Donald J. Trump might be acting like the  COVID-19 pandemic is just fake news, but President SlipperyWhenSex is taking his role in stopping the spread of the corona virus very seriously.   In doing so,  he has  released his personal 5 step check point that anyone (especially tricks) are required to complete before they can meet with him in his home.  He suggests you use these guidelines too.

Step 1: Body Temperature & Visual accessment 

Upon arrival, visitors should be accessed to ensure they have shown up wearing a face covering; their body temperature should be checked (using a no contact forehead thermometer)  and if they arent fugly; then

Step 2:  Smell Test

Visitors should  come to the apartment door where they will have their sense of smell measured (by getting sprayed with god awful cologne that would make the dead cringe). If they cringe; then 

Step 3:  Removal of potential contaminated items

Visitors should remove everything they are wearing without offending the neighbors (wearing underwear and a face covering at most) prior to entering the apartment. Once inside, they should then remove everything else sealing all non-essential items in provided plastic bags. If they still look good once they are naked; then

Step 4: Essential item decontamination

Visitors should place anything they might need during their stay (such as cell phones, wallet, poppers, lube, cockrings, etc) into a uv bag to be decontaminated; then 

Step 5:  Full Body Srub Down

Vistors should shower using provided anti-bacterial soaps and conditioners for at least 15 minutes in extremely warm water making sure to cover all parts from head-to-toe with extra attention on any part that is expected to be sucked, kissed or eaten.

Anyone who makes it through all five check points will be welcomed into bed with the President. (SlipperyWhenSex, not Donald J. Trump. )

President Slip encourages you to use these guidelines to set up your own trick intake process condusive to your living situation and begin using them immediately.  “Any visitor who refuses to participate is likely COVID+, therefore you don’t want to fuck with them anyway,” said President Slip.

Editors note:  He seriously puts people through this too…. this is no joke.  

Our community is bigger than one platform

While the rest of the world is concerned about a pandemic, the members of our community seem more concerned about the fact that our meetings are spread out among two different platforms, Ring Central and Zoom. Well this certainly isn’t a reason to worry at all. It’s a great thing! I mean the fact that we’re on multiple platforms, not the pandemic. That’s a horrible thing, and I hope you’re all social distancing and wearing masks.

Speaking of the pandemic, Covid-19 has made video meetings a regular thing for millions of people making us pioneers in this industry. As a result, many of those who provide meetings platforms are seemingly no longer stuck to the concept that if you’re not having a business meeting then they don’t want you around. As a matter of fact, some of them are even asking us for our business now. I think it’s fantastic that our community is bigger than just one platform!

On top of that, we get closer and closer to our goal of having meetings created for us, by us every day.

You never know, we may soon be stretched across three or four different platforms. I think it’s a wonderful thing, and you should too! I’ll see you around maybe on Zoom, maybe on Ring Central or maybe even elsewhere. You never can tell in these unprecedented times!

#prettylivesmatter

When it comes to promises form my administration, we haven’t made many. Will we create a video meetings platform for us, by us that will prevent shutdowns? I said we would try. Would I be a President for the people? I might… not sure. As our community’s first President will I set a precedent that will guide generations to come? God, let’s hope not. But one pledge I made to you (back when we were all using Zoom when you elected me 3-ish years ago,) was that I would never lose focus of the one initiative I’ve put my name behind…. #prettylivesmatter.

What does that mean? What I just said! #prettylivesmatter And they do.

Can you imagine a world without pretty people. Neither can I!

When you go to the polls this year, I want one thing to remain a in your mind as you choose me as your next leader again. #prettylivesmatter. Need I say more? I didn’t think so.

I’m President SlipperyWhenSex, and I approve this message!

PRESIDENT SLIP AND VP WHITEBOY UNVEIL NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN & LOGO

President SlipperyWhenSex and his newly appointed Vice President, Whiteboy, unveiled their new campaign slogan and logo on Super Tuesday.  The new logo [shown here] has the words “Yasssss We Cam” printed across a red, white and blue ribbon spoofing Barack Obama’s “Yes we can” slogan. 

In his first campaign, PresidentSlip spoofed Donald Trump’s campaign slogan as he pledged to “Make Zoom Great-ish Again”.  It was tweaked to become “Make Zoom-ish Great Again” when the online community moved from Zoom to the Ring Central platform.

President Slip’s campaign slogan isn’t the only thing that changed three times since taking office.  So has his runningmate/ Vice President.  He campaigned and took office with Aeson who was replaced by Eddie Omega who was replaced with Whiteboy after her resigned earlier this month.

VP Whiteboy had this to say about the election: “Oh… There’s campaigning too? Fun!” 

President Slip, the community’s first sitting President, boasts that he won the presidency with “the biggest landslide in Zoom election history” and says he plans to do the same with his first campaign on Ring Central.  “We’re gonna win, and we’re gonna win big,” said President Slip. 

The President and Vice President will be unveiling their new campaign website soonish at http://SlipperyWhenSex.party.